phatassphairy
17-07-2009, 11:11 PM
i am sitting here cracking up at the email i received from grant about 4 am this morning because grant is on night shift all this week ....and he is most likely going to shoot me ...but i am going to share part of it with you and hope you can get a bit of a giggle from it
Also the dumb house Mary bought back my washing this afternoon at 2:50pm, and the stupid morons stand at the door knocking till you open it to pass you your washing, I heard the knock and it woke me up, then I thought if I say nothing they’ll either open the door and throw it inside or just leave it hanging on the door knob, but no, about 20 seconds later, knocks again, I was gunna yell out, open the door and chuck it inside, but I thought she won’t understand so what’s the point, and thought surely she’ll get the message I’m asleep and just dump the washing, another 30 seconds maybe a minute and nothing, I thought good she’s racked off, then knock, knock, knock…….. I though ferfooksake!!!! How stupid is this muppet, so I got up opened the door blinded myself with the sun, told her politely but almost trembling internally to next time just put the washing inside the door or leave it outside, in return I got the dumb red tooth smile, she has no idea what I told her, so no doubt it will happen again today, if it does I think I’ll answer the door naked with a stiffy wearing a balaclava and stilettos and be gyrating a hula-hoop around my waste, and singing I’m a little teapot really loudly, might even paint my scrotum bright pink too………… that should get the word around not to knock on my door……….hehe
((( the red smile is because the islanders eat beetle nut ))))
This was the a part of my email that was my reply to his
When you say…..I’ll answer the door naked with a stiffy wearing a balaclava and stilettos and be gyrating a hula-hoop around my waste, and singing I’m a little teapot really loudly, might even paint my scrotum bright pink too….you now know that is what I expect to see at home ……but I do suggest that you paint your balls green or orange ….any colour …other than pink …as house Mary might think your nuts are pink because the last dumb red tooth smiling Mary has been there …and babe she might just get randy and fling you back onto the bed and latch on herself, so out of all the pretty colours in a rainbow I would try another tone …or otherwise you may need to write up an safety warning memo about this work place health and safety risk that you so innocently encountered ……
he he he he ....i can't what for him to read it ..and i hope it brings a smile to his face during his draining night shift rounds ....
so there is my share for the day .....he he he ..i will tell him ihave posted it..but i will wait till he comes home
Also the dumb house Mary bought back my washing this afternoon at 2:50pm, and the stupid morons stand at the door knocking till you open it to pass you your washing, I heard the knock and it woke me up, then I thought if I say nothing they’ll either open the door and throw it inside or just leave it hanging on the door knob, but no, about 20 seconds later, knocks again, I was gunna yell out, open the door and chuck it inside, but I thought she won’t understand so what’s the point, and thought surely she’ll get the message I’m asleep and just dump the washing, another 30 seconds maybe a minute and nothing, I thought good she’s racked off, then knock, knock, knock…….. I though ferfooksake!!!! How stupid is this muppet, so I got up opened the door blinded myself with the sun, told her politely but almost trembling internally to next time just put the washing inside the door or leave it outside, in return I got the dumb red tooth smile, she has no idea what I told her, so no doubt it will happen again today, if it does I think I’ll answer the door naked with a stiffy wearing a balaclava and stilettos and be gyrating a hula-hoop around my waste, and singing I’m a little teapot really loudly, might even paint my scrotum bright pink too………… that should get the word around not to knock on my door……….hehe
((( the red smile is because the islanders eat beetle nut ))))
This was the a part of my email that was my reply to his
When you say…..I’ll answer the door naked with a stiffy wearing a balaclava and stilettos and be gyrating a hula-hoop around my waste, and singing I’m a little teapot really loudly, might even paint my scrotum bright pink too….you now know that is what I expect to see at home ……but I do suggest that you paint your balls green or orange ….any colour …other than pink …as house Mary might think your nuts are pink because the last dumb red tooth smiling Mary has been there …and babe she might just get randy and fling you back onto the bed and latch on herself, so out of all the pretty colours in a rainbow I would try another tone …or otherwise you may need to write up an safety warning memo about this work place health and safety risk that you so innocently encountered ……
he he he he ....i can't what for him to read it ..and i hope it brings a smile to his face during his draining night shift rounds ....
so there is my share for the day .....he he he ..i will tell him ihave posted it..but i will wait till he comes home